I'm the hero over this town
  • Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
  • Me: *sits with family*
  • Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
  • Me: *goes back to bedroom*
file under:
#text post

love-will-take-youu:

let’s just make clear that if you have perfect teeth but never had to wear fucking braces i automatically hate your face

posted 5 months ago via iced-pee with 8 notes
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#joe jonas dancing
#done.

in case you forgot about this

posted 5 months ago with 8 notes

gayme:

gayme:

LOUIS SHAVED HIS HEAD

SORRY I MEANT LIAM THEY ALL WHITE 

debating whether to play slender or not

something tells me i won’t survive 

posted 6 months ago with 1 note
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#halloween

cespur:

Taking Halloween A Step Too Far a book by this guy

this was not taken on halloween…

file under:
#hgthjkjhgfdghjk
#omg

badtexter:

urbanfuck:

my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart

martha stewart is an interior designer

A Mrs. Bennet, a Miss Bennet, a Miss Bennet and a Miss Bennet, sir.

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